So I dream almost every night. Last night was a doozy. I dreamt that Anna Nicole Smith and I were best friends. We paled all around the town I grew up in. We went and got our hair done, we went and had lunch, and then we ended up back at my grandparents house. I noticed a brand new black mini cooper out in front of the house. It had her name written on it and when I opened the passenger door I saw all these pictures of Larry Birkhead and Dannilynn. There were notes saying "I love you" and teddy bears and hearts all over. Then I noticed the back of the car and there was some strange licence plate and all these playboy stickers and other random bumper stickers.
Am I a freak?